honorarycassowary:

ursiday:

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A collage zine I made in 2021 about my cat, all the text is cut out from copies of his old vet and shelter paperwork

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(this is what my cat had to say about your cat)

lawfulgoodness:

cripplepunk-sylveon:

theygender:

I was thinking recently about how “alt” subcultures are so aestheticized now but they used to be much more about your societal views than the clothes you wore or even the bands you listened to, and my brain connected some dots. Idk if this is anything

A four-box chart where the top two sections are labeled "angry" and "depressed," and the right two sections are labeled "active" and "subversive." Above the chart it says "society sucks..." The angry and active box says "so I'm going to fight the system (punk)." Depressed and active says "and I'll make sure my pain is heard (emo)." Angry subversive says "so I'm opting out of societal expectations (grunge)." Depressed subversive says "but my pain is beautiful, in its own way (goth)."ALT

Yes, this is it! This is exactly it!!

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discodeerdiary:

discodeerdiary:

Every time I make a viral post about mental illness or neurodivergency I get people in my notes saying “I’m not officially diagnosed but” and I don’t know how to break it to them that I’m not either, I just read a lot and think about what I read

“But what if you’re wrong about what you have?” Then I made a mistake about something localized entirely within my own brain and it’s no business of yours

angelicguy:

Want one of your fishmongers to return? Just to go your MyMonger tab, click on “banished” in the dropdown menu, and select the gear icon to manage your shunned mongers.

wuntrum:

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dragongirlsnout:

DASHBOARD UNFUCKER V1.0

as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter’s. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site’s actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.

HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.

here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:

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and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn’t received the update:

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it’s hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it’s also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it’s a good fix.

the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit “create new script”, and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.

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sasukecrimes-deactivated2020091:

you clock into your miserable minimum wage job at applebee’s and pray nothing stupid happens today and then these bitches walk in

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brofisting:

Two Things

1) I’m stoked as hell for UPS to do what they gotta do for better labor conditions and I support them unconditionally

2) I just remembered I should buy a bunch of extra food for my bunny early so I don’t run out in case of/during a strike!!!!!!!

Therefore I am posting this in case you also need to buy a bunch of something that is usually delivered by UPS and is time sensitive pre- Aug 1, 2023. Here is your official reminder.

xoxo

bibleofficial:

i’m sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i’ve gotten

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yeahdragon:

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yeahdragon:

yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade

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i hope to god im doing this right

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im not sure how to feel about this

update: the gatorade didnt give the rice any flavor as i had hoped but the color is nice? Anyway i slapped some sweet chili sauce on it and now im eating the gatorade rice abomination while playing destiny 2

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it looks fucking disgusting i know but it just tastes like rice

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LAMBASTED FOR RICE CRIMES

stop reblogging this im begging all of you

happy birthday to my bastard child


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